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Monday, 7 March 2016

Three ways to increase your butt/hips

1. EXERCISE

Exercise is the safest and greatest way to build a killer butt or to get bigger hips. Start with lying down and raising your heels, repeat this like 10
times every day. You could also try squatting for same amount of times.

You might learn to mind your business after reading this

How I Learnt To Mind My Own Business

I was working past the mental hospital the other day,and all the patients were shouting "13!! 13!! 13!!"... The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the plank so I looked through to see what was going on.
Some idiots poked me in the eye with a stick and they all started shouting "14!! 14!! 14!!".

How to get glo BlackBerry data plan on Android phones

Download MTK Engineering Mode from Play store
*Go to MTK Settings>Connectivity>CDS information>Radio information. Pick the phone you want to use i.e your sim slot where Glo is.

Outrage as street beggar is seen driving off in £50,000 Audi car

Matthew Brinton,a 35 years old man,a professional beggar in Bank Street,who begs for alms was video taped packing up his begging gear into an Audi car.

The person who saw him recorded this and posted it online, people who saw it got enraged especially those who had given him money and or food in the past, they said they felt betrayed by the scam.

Read Sen.Ben Murray Bruce open letter to Nigerian youths

The senator wrote an open letter to the Nigerian youths.Read below..

"Youths of Nigeria, I want to communicate with you today. I noticed that there are too many divisions amongst our youths and as a stakeholder in Nigeria and parent of Nigerian children, I believe I ought to intervene.

Haven Homes and developers of Richmond Gate Estate, Lekki where musician 2Face and many other celebrities have made their abode, has completed and delivered its 2016 Designs. This was contained in a statement released recently by the company’s Assistant General Manager, Ms Ufuoma Ukueku.

Woman faces 25 years imprisonment after admitting of having sex with 14 year old in her home

Kristeen Harden a 27 year old mother is set to face a maximum of 25 years in prison after admitting to police that she had sex at least once with a 14 year old boy. The young boy was on his way to visit his mother when he was lured by Kristeen into her house to have sex with her.

Drunk plane passenger drops his trousers and urinates in aisle

A drunked plane passenger on a flight from India to Birmingham shocked passengers when he urinated in the aisle.
Jinu Abraham had to be restrained until the plane had landed after being aggressive to cabin crew.
The hospital admitted him being drunk on an aircraft and was fined £300 at Birmingham Magistrates Court.

The Sports Writers Association of Nigeria (SWAN) has described Super Eagles coach Sunday Oliseh as a pathological liar who doesn't have the integrity to lead the National team and who always looks for excuses to justify his incompetence as the Super Eagles coach. This is what they say....

Photos:Kanye West breaks up fight between photographers at LA airport

The 38 year old rapper played peacemaker when he broke up a fight between two photographers at the Los Angeles airport on Friday.

Uganda's election commission has declared incumbent President Yoweri Museveni, who has been in office since his rebel group seized power in 1986, the winner of the country's 2016 elections. He won with 60.7% of the votes while his closest competitor, opposition leader Kizza Besigye, had 35.3%, the commission said. The country had a voter turnout of 63%.