10 STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK

1. You see identical twins, you
still dey ask 'na twins be dis'?
No bros, na picmix...lol
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2. Nepa brings light and
everyone in the neighborhood
shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask
me, O boy na light be that?
No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!
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3. You see person dey vomit

April Fool wahala

Please friends i need ur advice.........     I told my dad 2day dat i won a scholarship 2 continue my education in the UK, he was very happy dat he order my mum 2 slaughter 2 chicken 4 celebration and we popped champagne, before i knw he sold his  car and collect loan without even telling me , he gave #200,000 as  thanksgiving in  church and he even sold his lands in village now i' ve been thinking of how 2 tell him that it was April fool. Happy new month. In tears😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

COMEDY SKIT: Mark Angel & Emanuella – I’ll Beat You

This Comedy is a must watch for everybody Its so so so Funny. Emanuella as become something else.

This is how our next generation children will learn their Alphabets

If care is not taken, this is how our next
generation children will learn their ABC. 'A' for
Apple won't be useful anymore....

LOL!!!

A man who was tired of life decided to commit suicide under a mango tree, the son quickly run to him n said Dad I just won 100million dollars, I promise u that ur funeral would be a big celebration.The dad said to him fool, untie me quickly n lets go n celebrate my resurrection...
HAPPY EASTER IN ADVANCE!
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

Must Read!!! My Experience at The Bank

... and so, I WAS filling the DEPOSIT slip. SUDDENLY, She walked into the BANKING hall, her POINTED shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her. She wore that kind of dress that CONVINCES you that heaven is missing an angel and you open your mouth with the expression of, 'OMO RE E' (WOW!!! Beautiful babe)

LOL!!! Joke Of The Day

An Inspirational speaker said: "The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife".

LOL!!! Photo of the Day

Lol!!! See a Keke man's advert in Asaba, Delta State

The guy is desperate though he actually put his number for real. 

LoL!!! Where is our former 1st lady Dame Patience??

I miss Jonathan ooo. Since Buhari
won, his wife hadn't made Nigerians laugh
and forget their sorrows like first lady Dame
Patience does? This woman has increased the
life span of an average Nigerian.
Examples of her "award winning speeches"
include:

You might learn to mind your business after reading this

How I Learnt To Mind My Own Business

I was working past the mental hospital the other day,and all the patients were shouting "13!! 13!! 13!!"... The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the plank so I looked through to see what was going on.
 Some idiots poked me in the eye with a stick and they all started shouting "14!! 14!! 14!!".

See the funny letter a street in Abuja got from armed robbers.

A street in Abuja got this funny letter from armed robbers.
On the 22nd of January The Engr. Paul Street New Nyaeya, Karu got a letter of visitation from the so called big boys(armed robbers). It reads....

Would You Like this in ur living room?

If i bought this,i better here God with it

The NAPA Leather Rhinestone Headphone Crown is Worth $8, 8965. 00.  But if i got one of these,  i better be able to hear God directly with it cause i don't know what else i could hear with such an expensive Headphone.

Mama!!! I've Found a Boyfriend

When you tell Mama U've finally found a boyfriend and she asked if he is a Lawyer, Doctor, Engineer, Accountant, Banker, Footballer, Singer, or Surgeon? And you said NO ma not any of those he his a DJ.

Lol as if DJ's are not human i rep all DJ's all over the world. Love your works continue to scratch the disk. 

When Suicide Bomber Meets His 72 Virgins

Did You Remember seeing any of these?

How to get a sugar daday

This conversation took place between these two people on Twitter.

Hello men!!! Angels don't leave in hell

If a man expecs a woman to be an angel in his life, he must first create heaven for her cause Angels don't live in Hell. So men please cretae heaven for your Angel. 

When you are the only rich man in your village

Lol!!!  there is nothing money can not do. After you have hustled and God finally bless you , people will start to be jealous of you they don't know what you have been through.
Oga basketmouth choo are you the onlyone to make it in your village? This one too much. But i sight you Sir *winks*.