One young man who has been getting it so good he let his neighbours know by his loud huffing and puffing got a letter from said neighbours over what they consider a disturbance.
This is what he wrote...
Hello neighbour!
It's cool that you are getting laid and stuff but the bed squeaking is getting really annoying.I'm not asking you to stop I ain't no douche,I'm just asking you to find a way to make the bed a little bit quieter.Tighten up the srews.Have sex on the floor or on the couch.
I'm trying to be cool about it but one of the people that lives here is ready to make a noise complaint or something because it happens so late in the night.But i can assure you that will not happen.
To show that we are cool with you getting laid we have included some condoms for you to use.Not sure if you have ever use them before or if you prefer a different brand,but these looked like a good choice.
Always enjoy sex.
Please we take no responsibilities for broken condoms.This is true for all condoms so try to be save dude.Don't want kid walking around any time soon.
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