Man leaves very polite note to burglars who keep stealing his car - and it worked

The letter worked because the car was stolen again, but this time, the thief left the Honda in front of a house.
Read the content of the note here......



Hello.

If you are reading this,you are probably stealing my car.I'm a nice person and likely would have given you a ride,but obviously we're past that.

I would love to afford a car that doesn't get stolen and burglarized all the time,But i'm broke and this is what i am stuck with So you got me again.

you are not going to get into any trouble for stealing my car. As long as you don't f**k around and kill a pedestrian,you will just leave this somewhere and go about your business.Nobody investigate this tomfoolery.

 One quick favour: Please do not leave my car somewhere it will get towel.If i have to deal with one more impounding not holding my stolen Honda for ransom.I am going to lose my mind.And my car because i can't afford billing it out of car jail.If i had any money i will just go buy a goddammed car that wasn't constantly getting stolen in the first place.

Please just leave my old piece of car in a neighborhood or something. There is a note in this envelope, just stick it on the dash board or under the wiper.A passerby will see it eventually and call me and then i can come get my car.No cops, no questions asked,I'm not even mad at you.

It's a win-win i don't have to deal with police reports,insurance claims,towel trucks and you don't have to feel like a jerk for ruining the month of a nice person.

There are countless safe places to leave this thing.Drive the car take my first aid kit and emergency supply in the trunk (my stereo is worthless)and leave the car in front of someone's house  when you are done with it.

Thank you and enjoy your ride.

Please if you don't mind committing another misdemeanor tonight,feel free to go throw a brick through the window of ***** towing in Vancouver.They are literarily the worst. Thanks have a goodnight.